What journalists mean when fending off PR approaches

A while back we posted an item about the buzzwords that public relations people use but which journalists hate. So it seems only fair to report some of the lines that journalists use to fend off public relations people. These from British P.R. firm 10 Yetis:

Said by a journalist, to a PR person, with translation:

"I've put it up to the editor, so it's out of my hands." Translation - "I haven't